Q. How is your last blog post performance?
A. I have nine likes, nine views, zero comment with liked to viewed ration of 1.
Q. That’s great. How you planning to increase your audience base?
A. At present I have no plan for that.
Q. So your are planning for then?
A. I am just planning make my day as good day for three consecutive days.
Q. Including today?
A. No. Today is not good day.
Q. Why?
A. Neither I completed my morning fabulous challenge nor I help anyone today. Instead. I break my streak of eleven days of not masturbating by masturbating today.
Q. What? Are you porn addict?
A. I don’t know but I like the sexual tension created before the real sex.
Q. How do you feel?
A. It felt good till the orgasm after that I feel so useless that I binge watch online lecture at 1.25 speed for two hours and completed the course and earned the certificate for it.
Q. Where is the certificate?
A. It is at the home page of this blog.
Q. So you did watch online lecture for two hours?
A. Yes. I did it with flickering concentration.
Q. what else you did?
A. After earning the course completion certificate I got so relax that I binge watch YouTube Shorts for one and half hours.
Q. Do you eat or drink anything in between?
A. Don’t be stupid. Binge watch of any type is incomplete without meals. Watching while eating. Eating while watching.
Q. You want to review your criteria for good day?
A. Let do it. It will make me feel better.
Q. What are the task you didn’t do today?
A. I didn’t completed fabulous morning challenge and I didn’t helped anyone today.
Q. What are the criteria you fulfilled today.
A. I watched online lecture for more than two hours.
Q. And what are the criteria you still have to do?
A. I have to complete my elevate workout and night fabulous challenge.
Q. Now tell me how you like to rate your day?
A. It is an average lazy day.
Q. Why average?
A. Because I will complete the remaining criteria activities.
Q. I like your confidence. What else you will do?
A. Nothing I already ignored my second lesson.
Q. Which is?
A. Which is, “Entertainment in more entertaining once the priorities activities are done.” I got to go now. I wish everyone and myself all the pleasures of living. Remember to watch and share my YouTube Affirmation.
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